These days they put my outside before they start eating. Now the smallest one cannot slip me food under the table.
somebody put me in the shower.
this day is so DUM
mummy put a door in front of the cat box and nao I can't haz tootsie rolls
mom had me massaged. I have been having a lot of trouble with my joints lately. I like to eat cat poop. mum is dismayed.
I like it here a lot. Mum takes me to the off leash dog park a lot. There are these giants there called great danes. They like to travel in groups of five or so. The first time I saw them I almost fainted. Today I growled at one. Then he wanted to sniff my butt. That was okay with me. Im not afraid of those guys anymore.
The dog plark is right next to the model airplane field and these trick planes are always buzzing us. It takes some getting used to. The leven yr old is always whining that he wants one of these planes. God help us if he gets one!!!
mum is moving to Washington. She is throwing everything into boxes. She is petting me a lot. She says I get to spend the summer on Devil Track Lake with grandpa. I like lakes. and I like retired guys that sit around drinking too much whiskey and throwing sticks. Im excited!
I had a bath yesterday. I got brushed too.
hes hot but he knows it.
and hes a tyrant
mum says I am getting stinky. That probably means I will get groomed soon. I like that.
I will walk mum around the lake. Most of the dogs I meet are very nice and we like to say Hi. I have somefriends that I see once a week or so. I usually see them three times or so on the walk. There are some bullies too. They know who they are. They drag their mums and dads around the lake and their parents look so dismayed. They dont talk to their dogs. They just look like they want to go home. These dogs just want to pick fights with other dogs. They love the lake but they dont get to go there as often as I do. I like to be outfront to see who is coming next. Mum shouts heel. what. ever.
I would much rather talk to my friends then walk behind mums ass. She is so persistant about that heel thing though. If I am walking behind mum I cant tell her to walk faster. Sometimes mum holds freeze dried liver in her closed fist and lets me lick it to get me to walk behind her. So I let up a little and stay there until mums hands are properly gooey. silly woman. The dog trainer told her it would work. and yeah I guess for a while it does. So long as her fist is my liver lollipop.
Last night mum put food in my bowl but then Nigel came and wanted some. I was real hungry but backed up and let him have at it. He hates dogfood. He da man.
HI. I am a redhead who likes long walks on a sunny day. I like watching tv. I like to ride in cars.
I am very accomplished. When I am outside, people listen to me. Everyone on the sidewalk walks up to my yard. I bark at them. and they always walk away. I have yet to have someone ignore my advice.
There is this cat named Nigel. He is such a tyrant. He always kicks me out of my spot on typh0id_mary's bed. He smacked me up yesterday. When he isnt smacking me up, he sleeps. yesterday he napped. today he is napping. and tomorrow he will nap some more. Why does she keep him around? She is so codependant.